what if you sucked my nuts

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")

Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"

by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025

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I knew some Thai and boi you sucks!

by Minnie 07 November 6, 2022

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You're Sucking All My Bandwidth

When someone expects too much from someone else. Especially pointless things that take much effort.

Boss: "I want you to redesign all those graphics 2% smaller, and put the invoices in reverse alphabetical order and staple my agenda packets perfectly parallel to the top of the page, exactly 1/8" down, and blah, blah, blah"

Employee: "Boss-Dude....you're sucking all my bandwidth"

by PBay November 4, 2009

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'.You Jiggly Dick Sucker, You Dick Sucker.

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'.I Already Forgot, You Dick Sucker.

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I cut you like the sucka you is

I shall cut you with a bladed object because you are a moron/bonehead/idiot/buffoon/tool/person who slept with my mother or sister or girlfriend (or father or brother).

Ray: Hey dawg, I just knocked yo sista UP!
Tom: I cut you like the sucka you is!

by Donnie "P" McEwan January 23, 2004

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