Headphone yoga

when your headphones are broken so u hold your body in the position that they work and stay there hoping they work

"i got new headphones a month ago but i am already having to do headphone yoga"

by CORVUS July 5, 2016

Laughter Yoga

Laughing in a group. Starting as fake laughter and building into real laughter.

Possible side effects include: reduced stress, better wellbeing, reduce heart issues, reduced anxiety and depression, also a natural painkiller.

We went to the laughter yoga session and pissed ourselves laughing.

by Joey true heir to the throne April 19, 2019

Yoga Fugly

When someone can’t do yoga, they are yoga fugly.

Example:
Sbeve: Would you like to do fetal position with me?
Tear: Not, not really.
Sbeve: YOUR YOGA FUGLY

Definition 2: When someone is a bitch or a vegan they are yoga fugly.

Definition 3: If something just generally sucks, it’s yoga fugly.

Example:
Sbeve: Did you hear Eminem’s new song?
Tear: Yeah, it’s yoga fugly.

Nah man, that’s yoga fugly.

by raven! August 1, 2019

Yoga Aroma

The collaborative scent of the relations between a wet dog and wet cat on a particularly hot day.

I was immediately hit with a waft of yoga aroma as i walked into that establishment.

by Aneeda Beaverhausen January 17, 2017

Yoga Cat

It is a cat that started doing yoga as a kitten or a cat that started doing yoga as a hobby

Ron: Jennifer... Your cat is doing yoga again..
Jennifer: and?
Ron: He's on top of the fridge...
Jennifer: WHAT, tell that little sh*t to get down right now!
*cat continues to do yoga*
Ron: please get down, I know you are a yoga cat but get down
*cat starts to look down at Ron*

by PandaIsExist May 15, 2020

choking yoga

A turn of phrase that would imply you're choking during yoga but may, in fact, actually mean something else. Even if it wasn't something else, one could describe the event as choking yoga.

Anyway, so I choked earlier. I was in the middle of doing YOGA. . . when. . . all of a sudden. . . I'm swallowing into, like, that - you know that - that extra pipe back there? And all of a sudden just choking. I had to pause the video. . . go get water. Like it was just...

"Choking yoga". That's a thing now.

by Sajakain December 12, 2022

Dope yoga

When someone is on dope and takes a little nap while in a strange position.

Mike was on the floor, in the middle of the kitchen doing dope yoga last n8ght.

by Catiebugg July 24, 2023