Golden Windmill

When you take a fan, turn it on, and pee into the back of it so your pee sprays (usually over a group of people)

At Jeff's party 6 people get wasted and passed out on the living room floor so Jeff gave everyone the golden windmill.

by ghjkfghsiunjgabjhbsijgadfnaksd August 6, 2008

Dutch Windmill

A sexual position where the female is on top and she rotates around making a windmill motion with her legs.

Your mom gave me a dutch windmill last night.

by pyromanx January 13, 2006

Peel Windmill

When a male jumps onto a table or elevated platform (often times he is inebriated) and then with pants at half mast and swings his manhood in circular, girating motion resembling that of a windmill.

James performed the Peel Windmill last night and was kicked out of the bar

by Jimmy Reel January 10, 2009

dutch windmill

A circle jerk of dutch rudders

Bro 1: "you guys want to do a dutch windmill."
Bro 2: "No man, thats gay."
Bro 3: "its only gay if you stare while doing it."

by spooderman February 20, 2015

Dutch Windmill

When you fart in front of a fan to gas someone standing downwind. Also works outside with directional gusts.

Audrey farted in front of the office fan and gave me a Dutch Windmill.

by dong slayer October 13, 2009

Industrial Windmill

Professional-grade blades which chop air and use the speed from the wind to capture kinetic energy. Preferred by Snoop Dogg.

Most likely an allusion to pot.
Probably.

"Let's buy two industrial windmills" -Snoop Dogg
"Who needs three?" -Snoop Dogg
"But the first one, I broke it." -Snoop

WINDMILL! -Snoop Dogg

yeah yeah he's smoking the right stuff

by ain'tnobigcauliflower February 20, 2012

Minnesota Windmill

This is when you butt fuck another interested party and then spin your dick around in a windmill fashion (clockwise) and fling doodoo butter circumfrentially onto the walls, ceiling, and floor.

Gary performed a Minnesota Windmill on Steven and now their south beach condo looks like a Jackson Pollack painting.

by Millybobilly April 3, 2009