brain damage

apple simps

apple simps are brain damage, they make me want to f ucking die

by kjqherdgfqebrpufiq0e4398tgupoq May 6, 2022

Axe Damage

Crude way of describing the female genitalia

"She slipped whist riding her bike, fell right onto the crossbar. Got her right in the axe damage"

by MUTTLEY01 August 27, 2006

shellateral damage

During gardening, the (mainly) unintentional deaths and injuries of innocent snails, from damage that is caused to their shells as they cling helplessly to exposed walls and paving.

"Spent Saturday afternoon weeding the flower beds. The shellateral damage was extensive."

by Spoke June 29, 2009

damage slut

A person who plays a character specifically built to maximize damage, particularly in mmos or tabletop role playing games. Often mistaken for Glass Cannons, these individuals are naturally attracted to methods of dealing high damage, eventually creating an unnaturally strong build over time.

"Did you see the stat build he made for Zoriah? That character sheet is insane!"

"I know, he's such a damage slut."

by Ace, FDM January 20, 2023

Cumllateral damage

Cumllateral damage occurs when something incidental to the intended target is damaged during a male ejaculation.

I'm in deep water for some cumllateral damage that occured last night.

WTF?!

Yeah I was about to blast in her mouth but I couldn't control myself and I ruined her new dress with a come stain.

by twatster March 8, 2012

Flood Damage

When a woman's body is damaged but her face is good.

Opposite of a "butter face". "That girl has major flood damage".

by J0NNY RAGE March 26, 2012

Anal Damage

An extreme act of anal penetration which leaves a person's anus in state which resembles a boiled or mushed tomatoe.

1. "Hey Roy, i rammed my meat snorkel into your mom's chutney pot and she suffered massive anal damage"

2. The anal damage which which Mike suffered was really dangerous

by Steve Z and the temps March 27, 2009