when someone from the suburbs of northern jersey goes to patterson nj and screams n***ger at the residents whilst trying to escape the angry black men
by Duckiedo January 21, 2024
Get the Patterson Challengemug. This is a person who is very loyal with his tight group of friend and likes to start building projects with his friends and is very skinny, he is a little extra terrestrial and eager to eat into cycling and has great catch frames like YAAAAAAAAAH AND YEH MAN
by BOOOOOOOOOY January 14, 2019
Get the ned pattersonmug. Secretly a vegan. A werewolf blending in amongst humans. Knows she'll be exposed if she eats an abnormal amount of meat, so she converted to veganism as a front. Years later, she can no longer stomach an ounce of meat.
by kwehsticle September 27, 2025
Get the Lara Pattersonmug. Ean Patterson is a king of greatness who lives in the jungle and will break your elbows if you disrespect him
by Ean#1fan June 20, 2021
Get the Ean Pattersonmug. Patterson taking a poop.
Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2
Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2
by Taking a Patterson September 20, 2021
Get the taking a pattersonmug. she is the most smartest and kid person she might be shy at first but once you've been friends for a while you'll see her true funny and sarcastic side of course she doesn't know what she wants to do yet and feels alone but some day she will know she is only in 10th grade so she has some time if you have this girl in your life keep her close like you keep your phone during school.
by n0tt.Liy4hh August 20, 2025
Get the Ta'Liyah Pattersonmug. That nigga he got the most beautiful girl (nalee) he’s loyal, funny, smart, and NOT short and FINNEE ASH
by Jd dmsgrns eiryru November 21, 2023
Get the Benny Pattersonmug.