Wide-a-woke

Someone permanently looking for irrelevant deviations from the current orthodoxy.

"I see the Halfords catalogue is selling ladies' and men's bikes. What about the non-binary cycling community? It's a classic case of whitewashing!" "Oooh, you're very wide-a-woke this morning. You twat".

by Middle-class Vigilante January 21, 2021

Wide Ethan

A slang term for “morbidly obese”

Dang, he’s pretty Wide Ethan.

by Expand Man May 12, 2021

Wide Mark

Someone who annoys you with their presence

He showed up to the party and I wanted to leave immediately - he is such a Wide Mark

by PVCBrah September 3, 2021

Side-wide

When a conversation goes 2 different ways instead of the intentional direction it’s supposed to take.

The conversation went side-wide when Dave started talking

by anonymous;anonymous January 6, 2019

Wide Left

Refering to the loss of Clemson University to the University of South Carolina in the 2006 football season. Jad Dean missed the game tying field goal in the final seconds of the game to give South Carolina the win 31-28. The beginning of Steve Spurries domination in the SEC

shit here comes the kick i hope he misses...WIDE LEFT WIDE LEFT THE GAME COCKS WIN

by Cock-a-boose February 21, 2007

Wide Stance

Gay subculture term that describes solicitation of anonymous gay sex in public bathrooms. To have a "wide stance" means to invade the privacy of the adjacent stalls and find out if the occupier would respond to the advances. Wide Stance is usually preceded by foot taps or peering. For other definition see Cottaging.

Republican politicians often assume a wide stance in public bathrooms when trolling for sex in order to avoid the social stigma of homosexuality.

by LCR September 6, 2007

wide glide

A woman having a vagina which is large or loose relative to an erect penis of normal size, such that there is a signficantly reduced sensation of friction during vaginal intercourse.

She might be pretty, but she's a wide glide.

by Big Steve September 5, 2003