wide dog

top 10 reasons why i hate wide dog
1. hes ugly and fat
2. hes a retard i hate him
3. he looks like big chungus
4. he is not a real dog because i like dogs and i dont like wide dog
5. he stole my garlic bread
6. hes stupid
7. look at how fat he is
8. he owes me 3$
9. he does not like rick and morty
10. hes still ugly and fat

me: i hate wide dog
wide dog: come on man its my birthday

by foodmonster847 November 27, 2019

Wide Mark

Someone who annoys you with their presence

He showed up to the party and I wanted to leave immediately - he is such a Wide Mark

by PVCBrah September 3, 2021

we wide

The state of being or in the process of going wide as fuck, usually from obtaining a large amount of clout

Kervo: Dude we have so much CLOUT now.
Biggus: Hold up, we going wide??
Kervo: We wide?? WEWIDE WEWIDE
Biggus: WEWIDE WEWIDE WEWIDE WEWIDE

by Alex Eugene August 8, 2019

Side-wide

When a conversation goes 2 different ways instead of the intentional direction it’s supposed to take.

The conversation went side-wide when Dave started talking

by anonymous;anonymous January 6, 2019

Wide Left

Refering to the loss of Clemson University to the University of South Carolina in the 2006 football season. Jad Dean missed the game tying field goal in the final seconds of the game to give South Carolina the win 31-28. The beginning of Steve Spurries domination in the SEC

shit here comes the kick i hope he misses...WIDE LEFT WIDE LEFT THE GAME COCKS WIN

by Cock-a-boose February 21, 2007

Wide Stance

Gay subculture term that describes solicitation of anonymous gay sex in public bathrooms. To have a "wide stance" means to invade the privacy of the adjacent stalls and find out if the occupier would respond to the advances. Wide Stance is usually preceded by foot taps or peering. For other definition see Cottaging.

Republican politicians often assume a wide stance in public bathrooms when trolling for sex in order to avoid the social stigma of homosexuality.

by LCR September 6, 2007

wide glide

A woman having a vagina which is large or loose relative to an erect penis of normal size, such that there is a signficantly reduced sensation of friction during vaginal intercourse.

She might be pretty, but she's a wide glide.

by Big Steve September 5, 2003