Twank

LGBTQ term for a "twink" past his prime (30+) but still has remnants of what once was a smooth hairless gay youth, trying to still pass for 25, and in some low lights may succeed because of his small frame due to an eating disorder, malnourishment and/or meth addiction.

"Have you seen that twank Billys Grindr? Its sad, his profile has said 21 now for about a decade and I didnt even recognize him through all the filters, who he tryna fool saying hes a twink?"

"I think he goes by Bill now. Ever since his sugar daddy replaced him with a newer model, he just hasnt been the same. I heard he gained 5 lbs and has to work at the mall now, and even buy his own drugs!"

"Oh how the mighty have fallen.... So tell me about this "newer model" sounds hot."

by Ms. D'meaner November 5, 2023

Twank

Twank is used when a friend does something without common sense.
For example: pulling a push door

That was stupid, you Twank

by Danger_Man_Pat July 20, 2023

Twank

A country version of a Twink otherwise known as a gay boy.

I heard that cowboy is a twank.

by Burlyboy22 September 27, 2022

Twank

A humongous round shaped ass.
A great example of a twank is Dj

that bitch got a twank!
Dj momma got a twank.

by J5 and Ty October 5, 2022

Twank

A humongous round shaped ass.

that bit got a twank
Damn Dj momma got a twank

by J5 and Ty October 5, 2022

Twank

A. A turnt up white girl on crack

B. Down right dirty skank

My friend was acting like such a Twank last night, I had to leave her at the party.

by TOO much time on our hands December 17, 2021

Twank

Basically means "Failure to launch".

When one is trying to do something but ends up failing it the person got a twank.

When a person crack a joke but it falls on deaf ears, friends can tease the person saying, "That was a twank!

by Bagzi April 1, 2022