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turnpike tan

Similar to a farmers tan, it's the tan lines you get from being in a car for too long.
Man, my left forearm is sunburned but the rest of me is pale. Turnpike tan from driving to Missouri.
by parkca01 October 3, 2012
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Mexican Turnpike

An all-male threesome in which the participants start out in a three-man gravy train, but the start to turn inwards while wearing apparel from the 70's.
I don't want to go to Jorge's house parties. He gets a bit of alcohol in him and he tries to get me involved in his Mexican Turnpikes.
by Ramrood the Destroyer October 2, 2022
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Hershey Turnpike

Something that a man and a woman do together while two hundred miles are between them. And air dance of permisquous notation. Also known as the love dance. You know who you are .
Ty and Livvy Hershey turnpikes for hours in their bedrooms. Lots of love was made.
by Tyrone03 September 4, 2012
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