Tactical Turtles 

The time when you are play call of duty and some pro calls down the tactical turtles and you'r screwed.

Shabonquiqui: Yo dawg dis kid just call down dem tactical turtles
Shanaynay: ow fack

Tactical Turtles by Tortuise November 22, 2011

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

Preludes to the Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles.

"Pizza? Isn't your potbelly big enough already?"

teenage mutant ninja turtles by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day. 

The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.

Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day. by ghoul138 May 9, 2011

slingin turtles 

Firing guns, Sprayin bullets, shootin

Yo Ragz, I be up on that street smokin a swishie and some motha fucka drives by an starts slingin turtles.

slingin turtles by Dakilla January 26, 2007

I like turtles 

What you say to a fail post/comment/etc.

Poster; ZOMG BRING ME TEH HERPEZ IS DA BEST BAND EVAR I ALSO LIEK ALL TIEM HOMO

Commenter; I like turtles/toitlez.

I like turtles by KarenHartzTehToitlez July 3, 2010

I like turtles 

I like turtles.

Omg I like turtles.

I like turtles by stinky fart rat August 27, 2017

Ninja Turtles 

In prison slang, it means: Guards dressed in full riot gear. Also known as “hats and bats.”

''When a riot starts the ninja turtles come.''

Ninja Turtles by Neacher May 18, 2013