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thong

Power underware for herteos, the briefer the better. A trick to wear at first, but the benefits are enormous. None but the intimate ones have to know.
Bill shows a lot of confidence since he ditched boxers and started wearing a spandex thong.
by Hugo the Great October 6, 2006
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Thonging

"Thonging" is used by the illiterate students as a way "of saying thonking"
im thonging of a way to win fortnite and win my girlfriend back, but nothings coming to mind
by krazee_v November 14, 2018
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thong

I common woman that thinks she is better than everyone around her. They never get alone with other thongs unless they think they are better looking. They normally hang with women that are of no threat to them because they crave all the attention of the men around them.
When a thong comes around you might as well be ready to be emotionally raped
by darkmotive May 29, 2009
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thong

usually smells like vagina sweat, women wear it on nights to hope to "get some".
sally wore that XXL thong for jimmy the plummer with the large ass to please him.
by Brassmonkey33 June 9, 2009
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Briggsy's Thong

The most revolting item of undergarmentage on the planet. This foul piece of grey polyester was worn by gay artist Briggsy for his yearlong tour of South American leper colonies. During this time the unwashed one rogered the suppurating sores of over 2000 lepers whilst wearing the thong. On his return to London he finally removed the thong at a press conference and announced he would be exhibiting it at Tate Modern. It was subsequently bought at auction by a collector for £5,000,000.
Since being bought by Saatchi Briggsy's Thong has burnt through 5 lead-lined display cases and has caused the deaths of 12 gallery employees.
by Turd Man August 3, 2009
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thong swallower

An ass so big and/or round, from behind it isn't apparent that they are wearing a thong at all.
-"Wow, that girl's got serious booty."
-"I know, it must be a thong swallower."
by TakingARideOnTheFailboat September 16, 2010
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Chowder thong

A g-string that smells of clam and has the consistency of chowda
Omg I took my thong off after workin in the summer heat and damn I had chowder thong!!!
mugGet the Chowder thongmug.

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