Power underware for herteos, the briefer the better. A trick to wear at first, but the benefits are enormous. None but the intimate ones have to know.
by Hugo the Great October 06, 2006
by krazee_v November 15, 2018
I common woman that thinks she is better than everyone around her. They never get alone with other thongs unless they think they are better looking. They normally hang with women that are of no threat to them because they crave all the attention of the men around them.
by darkmotive May 18, 2009
by Brassmonkey33 June 08, 2009
The most revolting item of undergarmentage on the planet. This foul piece of grey polyester was worn by gay artist Briggsy for his yearlong tour of South American leper colonies. During this time the unwashed one rogered the suppurating sores of over 2000 lepers whilst wearing the thong. On his return to London he finally removed the thong at a press conference and announced he would be exhibiting it at Tate Modern. It was subsequently bought at auction by a collector for £5,000,000.
Since being bought by Saatchi Briggsy's Thong has burnt through 5 lead-lined display cases and has caused the deaths of 12 gallery employees.
by Turd Man August 03, 2009
by TakingARideOnTheFailboat September 17, 2010
by Lisa Kaiser & Julie Carlton February 14, 2011