Parallel Dump

When two males or females simultaneously take a crap while in bathroom stalls next to each other. This may include a friendly conversation between said parallel dumpers.
"Hey dude, wait up- I have to take a shit"

"I'll just go with you- wanna parallel dump?"
by Whateverdude August 31, 2013
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I’m parallel

That orgasmic feeling when you finally get to lie down..whether that be in bed, on the ground, or even just on the floor. All the stress of the day just seeps out of you into the ground, in which you are parallel with.
Oh baby, it’s about that time. I’m parallel.”
by dontworryitsjustjim November 6, 2020
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