Hialeah Mechanic

A Mechanic or Technician that cuts corners lacking professionalism & is usually a sloppy job. The term Hialeah Is referring to all the illegal jobs done usually with very little regard for safety or the law at hand.

That AC guy he's a real Hialeah Mechanic!

by Trades July 30, 2019

articulation mechanics

The process of selecting the words which will best express one's thoughts and/or emotions, ordering and reordering those words in one's head, writing them down.

Unable to, as usual, easily put an idea she 'felt' into words, Serenata applied 'articulation mechanics' by selecting the words that best expressed her idea, ordering and reordering them in her head, and writing them in a notebook. She called that mental and physical process articulation mechanics.

by but for December 25, 2017

Mechanic Jeff

An unscrupulous mechanic who will quote 5 hours of labor to do a 10 minute job, says ASE certifications are for pussies, and will threaten to choke a customer out if they don't mind their Ps and Qs. Has been known to pillage vehicles for loose change.

"After Mechanic Jeff did an oil change on my Oldsmobile, I found a cigarette butt on my kid's carseat and asked why it smelled like smoke in there. He said he'd check my oil if I didn't take the base out my voice."

by Humkay April 2, 2021

death mechanic

is someone who maintains or fixes the implements of death.
I.E. an Army Helicopter Mechanic, or Air Force Jet Mechanic.

Marty was a trained Death Mechanic, as he worked solely on The F-35 during his time in the U.S.A.F..

by TommyRock13 August 27, 2014

Fe-mechanic

a pussy
a follower

tch, catering to the whole again, there goes that blatant follower Fe-mechanic of yours

by tickitockiclickclock April 4, 2017

mechanical seahorse

As you're fucking your special someone...the man begins to do the "white boy can't dance" move while inserting his penis into her vagina.

PJ was doing the mechanical seahorse while screwing Luke up the ass.

by Katiefdgjgdh March 5, 2007

mechanical turk

humans used as pieces of machinery, that is, as a mesurable part of an industrial procces, disregarding their humanity in favour of the greater goal. Mechanical turks are usually inserted as procedures in computer programming just like you would commonly say "save file; clear screen; mech-turk-do-something"

Dang! I have to write a program to bypass captchas
Hey, why not program it with mechanical turks?
I'll give it a try though i'm not sure it'll be fast enough

by Mauro555555555 November 21, 2013