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by RiYTKE April 25, 2016
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The Intercourse

By adding the word “the”, intercourse no longer singularly includes penile insertion into the vaginal cavity but expands to entail all sexual relations, whether that be inhalation of the dong, the australian smooches, or even a brush of a titty as you sit down on the couch.
Want to have the big sex?

Nah let’s have the intercourse
by WhyMyPPsmall March 18, 2018
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on the intercrap

When a person is idling on their phone, checking email every few minutes, or even seconds; scrolling aimlessly on social media; checking news websites but only because they are too tired to do anything else - including removing their phone from their hand.

Being ‘on the intercrap’ is often something people do to manage the in-between times - for example when on the toilet, or between dinner and getting ready for bed, waiting in a queue, or even walking down the street.

Being ‘on the intercrap’ can be a way of decompressing from the day.

Being ‘on the intercrap’ can also be a way of looking, or hoping, for intimacy whilst in otherwise alienating surroundings.
-What are you doing in there? Are you on the Intercrap?
-yes!
by Poppy SM February 17, 2018
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Law of The Internet

If you videotape yourself doing something risky, you're bound to fuck it up and end up on the internet show "=3" hosted by RayWilliamJohnson.
Any fail video reposted by Fail Blog or Break would be an example of the "Law of The Internet."
by MarkyMark16 July 27, 2010
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Ruined by the internet

When something becomes so great, it's crushed by its own popularity. Usually ruined by angry pre-pubesent little boys and "independent" scene girls on tumblr
Gangnam Style used to be so cool and fun, but it was ruined by the internet. It became so overused to the point everyone just got sick of it.

I used to like playing Minecraft, until the angry pre-pubescent little boys started playing it. It was ruined by the internet!

Doctor Who is doomed to be ruined by the internet, mainly due to the girls on Tumblr
by That's silly August 26, 2013
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trash of the internet

1. Can include (but not limited to): raunchy memes, offensive memes or content, racist content, or utterly stupid content that leaves the viewer a few IQ points lower after having seen the content.
2. People who engage in the above activities on the internet or people who troll so much on the internet they may actually be considered to be "trash" or a "trashy person" in real life.
Lickshisownballs69 posted a meme of Kennedy's assassination again! I think he posts trash and he himself is just another piece trash of the internet.
by dubsie August 30, 2016
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bottom half of the internet

The morass that is formed by comment fields on the internet, anywhere. It is a cesspool for people being anonymously vile. The people in the cesspool often seek out things they know they hate, because they get off on being angry and disgusted, and expressing this in lurid terms.
I made the mistake of looking at the bottom half of the internet.
by Wild West January 23, 2018
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