crocodile dung

taking crocodile poop and mixing it with a solution consisting of honey and sodium bicarbonate which is used like a tampon

that shit was crocodile dung

by slippysloppyfuckers November 12, 2009

CROCODILE QUEAF

A female crocodile fanny fart.

It was a day in the jungle and the explorers heard a crocodile queaf.

by TNYELLELR December 2, 2016

Crocodile Fingers

When a guy has boney hands with skin the same texture as crocodile skin fingers his partner.

Girl 1: Lazaro gave me his crocodile fingers yesterday, my insides feel torn!
Girl 2: Wish my boyfriend had rough hands, he moisturisers so much it feels like raw chicken.

by katiosfingers July 8, 2021

crocodile \ cockodile

crocodile essentially means man whore, or male slut; usually used for straight men Examples of crocodile behavior are: having dated or hit on every girl in your class, walking around shirtless, wearing shorts in the winter, lying, being homophobic\transphobic or a generally dick weed.

Ex: "he's is such a crocodile for that"
crocodile \ cockodile : man whore

by Eryn kelly April 9, 2022

Crocodile Tweet

It's the same as crocodile tears but in tweet form. For instances when celebrities tweet "R.I.P. John Q. Celebrity" because it's the hip thing to do, not because they really are mourning the person. In fact they couldn't care less and probably even contributed to his drug addiction.

Rihanna crocodile tweeted: "Cory Monteith, may your spirit be at peace, and may you fly with the angels... Heartbreaking, my prayers are with all of his loved ones!"

Mia Farrow added: "Rest in peace Cory Monteith. Sad, very very sad."

by Jumbybird August 26, 2013

Crocodile poosay

When your poosay is to dangerous to be seen as a loss at so they then call it a “crocodile poosay”

“Omg that’s the girl with the crocodile poosay”

by Hanges_wifey June 11, 2022

Cock Crocodile

When a girl, who doesn't know how to give head. Decides to try it, but viciously scraps every tooth in her mouth up and down. While thinking she's pleasing you, as she mistakes your squirming and twitching in pain as pleasure. And refuses to stop.

Hey Jimmy did you finally , get Sally to give you head?
Ya but it wasn't that great, she's a real cock crocodile.

by jdrewn3 October 11, 2019