royal crest

The act of finding a suitable mate and smearing shit all over their back in the design of your family crest.

I felt like a queen last night after Josh gave me a “Royal Crest.” So happy to be part of the family <3

by King of the Crest August 29, 2022

Crest

The area slightly above the crotch

That gentleman tickled will’s crest gently with his tongue.

by pattfm March 5, 2018

5 star crest

noun; (aka 5sc) an emotional peak akin to the cresting of a beautiful meadowed hill

examples of 5 star crests: reaching a beautiful crest, seeing a sunset, achieving a milestone, busting a nut, etc.

by NKGrenade May 23, 2022

crested

To leave. In reference to ryan seacrest's coined phrase, " Seacrest out." To leave abruptly.

Where is bob? He crested out.

by Chud Mumbles March 4, 2008

french crest

The dried crust that dries upon the crest of your lips and around them after a make out session.

Yo, bro. Did you see that French crest on her? She totally made out with Bill all night.

by Malapropismgirl October 18, 2020

Crest

I want no pity or anything from any of you

When your friend wants you to pity them but they trying to be dramatic to get u to pity them.

Samantha: I want no pity or anything from any of you
Me: oh my god Samantha, don’t be such a CREST.

by yaitsyaboy June 12, 2019

Crested Gecko

Little Green & Brown Reptiles

Uses:

Zach owns a crested gecko

by SirSquirethouFish June 13, 2023