The act of finding a suitable mate and smearing shit all over their back in the design of your family crest.
I felt like a queen last night after Josh gave me a “Royal Crest.” So happy to be part of the family <3
by King of the Crest August 29, 2022
Get the royal crestmug. by pattfm March 5, 2018
Get the Crestmug. examples of 5 star crests: reaching a beautiful crest, seeing a sunset, achieving a milestone, busting a nut, etc.
by NKGrenade May 23, 2022
Get the 5 star crestmug. Where is bob? He crested out.
by Chud Mumbles March 4, 2008
Get the crestedmug. by Malapropismgirl October 18, 2020
Get the french crestmug. When your friend wants you to pity them but they trying to be dramatic to get u to pity them.
Samantha: I want no pity or anything from any of you
Me: oh my god Samantha, don’t be such a CREST.
Samantha: I want no pity or anything from any of you
Me: oh my god Samantha, don’t be such a CREST.
by yaitsyaboy June 12, 2019
Get the Crestmug. by SirSquirethouFish June 13, 2023
Get the Crested Geckomug.