lodge life

The art of attending a ski trip with zero intention to ski. The whiskey, truffle, hot chocolate shuffle. The hot toddy warm body. Cabin dreamweaver

“Hey are you gonna hit the slopes today? Have an extra lift ticket”
“Nah, I’m about that lodge life today. Gonna stick a 30 rack in the snow and figure out how to start this hot tub”

by CSmoothWithTheWristBoy December 17, 2018

Ski lodge

When a girl trades between guy on a regular basis

That girl is a ski lodge

by Penīs licker January 6, 2019

lodge park academy

A shit school in Corby where the teachers (mr John English) hit the kids and the food is mouldy

dr akgul: hi
Miss irons: lodge park academy

by Miss shafei February 7, 2022

roger lodge

A sexual act where one partner inserts the large sized, multi sectioned tootsie roll in the other partner’s anus.

Denise gave me a Roger Lodge last night, and then she ate the tootsie roll!

by RagaDagga April 14, 2022

Lodge

The local group of people or the meeting place for social clubs such as Freemasons or Moose. A very beautiful and sexy woman named Jen will disagree and say the term only applies to the meeting place but she is incorrect.

I'm joining a lodge

by Rob Molecule August 3, 2025

bone lodge

A designated shack you go to bang chicks usually out in the middle of no where with a jug of human piss on the front porch.

Later I'm gonna take her to my bone lodge.

This bone lodge smells like piss like a jug.

I think someone pissed in your bone lodge.

by TheVillain420 July 10, 2023

Lodge's Incompleteness Theorem

The assertion that no food identification system can be both comprehensive and unambiguous

Lodge's Incompleteness Theorem questions whether a slice of quiche a toast or a taco under the Cube Rule of Food Identification.

by kingwotzit July 19, 2023