tardis fanny

A pussy that on first sight looks snug as fuck from the outside but inside you can hear the echo of your own echoes echo big cunt wizards sleeve

:Bro I was trying to fist that bird last night

:how did it go ?

:as soon as I got my fist all the way in some fucker bumped it n stole my Rolex that bitch's pussy is a TARDIS FANNY

by Mauf56 May 10, 2020

International Tardiness Day

December 6.

On International Tardiness Day, 14 7th graders were late for school.

by Jan Karlo December 8, 2022

tardi

someone who takes awhile to understand things or is late to class by three hours

he laughed five minutes after the joke was said#tardi

by utardi April 20, 2018

TARDIS

a retard british boy that aimed to be a mobile legends pro but failed because his companion always steal his kills

hey tardis i stole your kill again lol

by YOLOBOIXDDDDD January 17, 2018

tardy hardy

In origin, a Canadian-Irish phrase for an artistic talent brought on by multiple generations of family in play brought on by exterior colonial pressures, associated with the animal Tardigrade. Closely linked to resistance, and can manifest as an allergic reaction to environments perceived as alien and obscure . In ancient times, sufferers who showed this allergy in abundance were shunned, and hunted.

Wow, I don't understand how he does that?! It's bizarre. He must have some real Tardy Hardy in him.

by StopJack January 19, 2018

tardis blue

Tardis blue is the particular shade of blue from the T.A.R.D.I.S.(Doctor Who).

Person 1: What shade of blue are Misha's

eyes?
Person 2: They are a beautiful tardis blue.

by Anonymus_shipper April 13, 2020

Turdling tardis

When 2 people are doing anal and the the fellow giving it pulls out and the fellow on the receiving end shits a bit and the turds look like animal crackers.

Step Sis: "Step bro, what are you doing?!"
Step Bro: *pulls out*
Step Sis: *falls and hits head* UNGH! I j-just cronged...

Step Bro: "Mmm... Your turds like animal cwackers... UwU lemme eat! Nya! Holy shit did you turdling tardis!"
Step Sis: "Pass me some!"

ellipses... FUCK YOU!

by Spicytoots2012 May 22, 2020