Food

Life. FOOD IS LIFE. AND IT GIVES LIFE.

Food. Give me food.

by BoltDAamazing April 10, 2017

Food

Food,solves every problem you can’t think of .it a best friend that will never switch up on you and will always love you. And it can alway comfort you when times are hard and you don’t know what to do . Or your just hurngy .

Girl” i broke my ankle help”

Friends “ no help yourself

Food” I’m here I’ll make you feel better

by Tacos 🌮 February 10, 2018

Food

Any part of a girl or guys body that if your in a relationship you can eat.🍑👅

Babe can I have some food tonight .

by Tre green128 January 2, 2018

food

The meaning of life, apart from sex. It keeps you alive and such. The flavors of good food have a seductive quality that puts the mind at ease and lets you forget about stupid shit, such as your girlfriend being incredibly demanding and on her period. Come on now, what gets you through every day besides a good meal and (especially if you actually cook it) the promise of getting laid?

I gave her food and she gave me a blowjob in return. It was tasty for the both of us!

by MasterDisaster December 30, 2012

Food

What is never in the fridge when YOU look

"Mom, there's no food in the fridge!"
*Mom checks the fridge*
"Oh sweetie, you just didn't look hard enough.

by IKNOU March 5, 2019

Food

1. The only good thing about life, besides looking forward to death.
2. Includes bacon, chicken, cheese, fries, pies, cakes, dicks(for gay people or bisexual people) salads(for vegans), humans( cannibalism), and pets(Chinese food).

Make me some food slaves.

by YaBoyCheesecake October 24, 2017

Food

The most best thing to exist in the world

I dunno man, as long as there's food I'm in.

by _PursuitOfHappiness_ September 23, 2013