Take a right

Used commonly at a nascar race when you hope a driver wrecks.

Used in public meaning go fuck yourself.

Used towards people from Ohio to go back to Ohio.

Drunk Nascar fan: Go Ricky!!!
Sober Nascar fan: Ricky take a right!!!

Billy: Hey do you have a smoke and lighter I can Bum?
Bobby: Take a right!!!!

Ohio State fan in the South: Go Bucks!!
Southerner: Take a right!!!

by Weaverdrunk March 11, 2013

Taking a massive

A phrase used to describe an extreme dump

Where were you?

Sorry my g I was taking a massive

by Pasta thief Jenkins March 12, 2019

If that's what it takes

do what you gotta do to make your life happen
say whatever you gotta to say to yourself

Example:

tell yourself
"She is ugly as hell"
if that's what it takes to move on

move on.

by butterflyclosure May 18, 2013

take it sleazy

The last words uttered in the good place.
A truly emotional moment.

Michael: Take it sleazy
Audience:

by Tronfighter25 February 2, 2020

Give or take

Used to give an estimate with a small uncertainty in either direction, usually associated with time or distances.

It'll take me 3 weeks, give or take a day or two.
The liquor store is a kilometer away, give or take a couple of hundred metres.

by Rhejinald October 23, 2009

Taking the papiss

When a goal of such amazing quality is scored during a football match. It will often defy the laws of physics and is capable of silencing an entire stadium of rival fans. Stems from Newcastle's Senegalese sensation Papiss Cisse

Dave: Fucking hell, did you see Cisse's second goal against Chelsea?

Graham: Aye, he was taking the papiss! Mint goal

by Sir Maximus of Branning July 28, 2012

Taking Chowder

When a bitch or wife-boy swallows a big load of cream after fellating one or many guys.

"That slutty cunt was taking chowder all night long! I heard she sucked off seventeen guys in a row."

by Dingleberry Tatas September 24, 2008