stomach fart

The growling sound your stomach makes when you're hungry and haven't eaten in a while. Sounds like your ass cheeks are attempting to squelch a wet fart on it's way out your ass hole. Stomach farts don't smell like anything, but they sound eerily similar to real farts and are actually much harder to conceal. Comparable to the sound of a blue whale's mating call; stomach farts are known to be exceptionally loud during test days and moments of silence.

I ripped the loudest stomach fart in class today. Even the teacher heard it.

by frothynipples March 9, 2020

Stomach ache

Used commonly by those who avoid coming into school or social events.However, this noun is mainly used as an excuse
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Teacher: why are you an hour late to the business lesson *student's name* ?
student: comes up with an excuse Sorry sir i had a stomach ache.

by litmaster123 December 29, 2019

stomach pubes

THE SNAIL TRAIL

Stomach pubes is not a phrase, it's called a snail trail you stupid bastards

by Dohvie December 9, 2017

Stomach Pumpkins

A condition in which faeces are discharged from the bowels frequently and in a liquid form usually caused by food or foreign water

Wow some serious stomach pumpkins after eating that laksa!

by Kent Dat August 12, 2018

stomach action

When a man penetrates the sexy, moist fat rolls of a morbidly obese woman.

That juicy Betty is ripe for some stomach action.

by hereforthehorse February 1, 2015

meatball stomach

A stomach that is abnormally large and in a shape of a meatball

Wow that man over there has some meatball stomach

by Enterpriso September 20, 2017

stomach budget

Theoretical stomach capacity available for a meal, often used in the context of preparing for a large meal or buffet.

"Let's order the wings, a pizza, ribs and dessert".
"I don't know if I have the stomach budget for all that".

"OMG! Everything at this buffet looks amazing! Going to have to work out my stomach budget to make the most of this".

by thelonefoodie July 5, 2016