The St. Louis Cardinals are the greatest baseball franchise is the world. We have the best fans, an awesome new stadium, and Albert Pujols the best player in the game. We are a team rich in history, and going by world series we have 9. Only those bastard yankees can say they have more. Chris Carpenter is one of the best pitchers in all of baseball. And we aren't the cubs!What more can you ask for?
I love living in St. Louis so that I can watch the St. Louis Cardinals kick the cubs ass every year. Sweet!
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by Leslie Ann Pumpernickel June 15, 2009
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Hey Ben, remember when we St. Louis Arched Magda the other night? Thanks for not making eye contact either, thats way too bromantic.
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"Yo, did you hear last night my boy jamieson gave kate the st. louis special?"
"Yeah, I heard it took her three tries to get the certificate!"
"Yeah, I heard it took her three tries to get the certificate!"
by kiwi-man April 11, 2009
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