Basically means the same as Couch potato, which means they just sit around on the couch while watching TV and usually eating.
by Shadow77110 January 30, 2007
Someone who spends the better part of their day in front of a computer screen. Usually spends this time idily surfing the 'Net, instant-messaging, forwarding messages, etc. (OK, it's the computer-geek version of a couch potato :P)
Jill: "Jack, what are you doing?"
Jack: (in front of a computer screen) "Ehm...surfing the 'Net...instant-messaging my friends...and other stuff..."
Jill: (sighs in exasperation) "Don't you have anything better to do with your time, cyber spud?!"
Jack: (in front of a computer screen) "Ehm...surfing the 'Net...instant-messaging my friends...and other stuff..."
Jill: (sighs in exasperation) "Don't you have anything better to do with your time, cyber spud?!"
by The Mysterious Chicken August 24, 2004
by El huevo May 05, 2015
collin: so i heard you split up with jenny moz: it was just a misunderstanding collin: oh she said you had both moved on... moz: shut your spud grinder!!!
by rellik4life September 26, 2010
by joe gilsenan May 11, 2008
A makeshift cannon for shooting potatoes, usually made from PVC pipe. The two major varieties are pneumatic guns, which rely on compressed air, and combustion guns, in which a flammable chemical such as hair spray is ignited.
Guy at the hardware store: "I love shooting spud guns, just be careful not to blow a hole through your liver".
by puffy October 20, 2004
by lalicious November 13, 2006