The act of skeeting or ejaculating on one or many women (or mens if you are into that) faces and/or other body parts. Involving a sprinkler type action and back and forth motion with wide dispersion.
by spilky June 04, 2009
A cumshot that sprays in all directions, leaving gobs of jizz everywhere within a 7 foot radius, hence like a sprinkler.
I didn't jack off for like a week, and when Cindy blew me I popped off like a bottle of bubbly(4). Sorry about the hair, well not really.
by Salvatore July 10, 2005
by SonnyKC September 15, 2009
I have an African sprinkler
by Jewish are gay October 05, 2021
Performing a series of rapid 360 degree rotations whilst holding an open bottle of wine in each hand.
Jill: "Why is everyone we know angry at at you?"
Dan: "They got soaked when I performed a wine sprinkler at last week's party."
Dan: "They got soaked when I performed a wine sprinkler at last week's party."
by The Senator's Daughter January 23, 2012
Someone who shits over everyone else's ideals, race, or beliefs much like how a yard sprinkler sprays water over a yard.
"Did you hear Greg Abbot just denounced the LBGT community, education system, and women's rights supporters all in a single speech?"
"Yeah, he's a fecal sprinkler."
"Yeah, he's a fecal sprinkler."
by Cheezy-Mac April 07, 2015
by Wanksey March 29, 2020