spantankerous

Being so rude that everybody thinks it's funny.

"Go suck a dick!"
"Quit being Spantankerous, Jim, it's not funny."
"What a pussy..."

by Brieann November 9, 2006

spandar

A radar for detecting Spanish and Spanish speaking people on a night out in nightclubs, when not in Spain. A person with a spandar is either Spanish native or a Spanish speaker wishing to practise their Spanish and tends to have an innate ability to find other Spanish people, like a magnet.

Have you got your Spandar on tonight?

by Caroline Lips February 23, 2008

Spadangle

When a girl has to take out her tampon before sex.

My girl had to spadangle before we could get it on.

by windyhotmess February 14, 2009

Scandanavian Storeman

Storeman who originates from Scandanavia, Likes to sledge fellow employees. Unfortunately Storeman and Sledging abilities are around 50% as good as Slowpoke Rodriguez. Usually gets through the day by sledging hard on sissy mcbitchlips aka manwhore although this is not a great achievment.

The scandanavian storeman sledged sissy mcbitchlips

by slowpoke rodriguez September 30, 2009

spadankle

an eager man who drives to go in for the kill but shamefully gets turned down and has to eat a black mans dirty anus out . spadankle

sorry i would but you spadankled your shot. . .

by Spanky Kung-fu Grip69 December 2, 2011

Scandanglomerican

An American who is of Anglo and Scandinavian descent.

Bruce: My father was of English and Scots-Irish ancestry, my mother was Norwegian and Swedish. I guess that would make me a Scandanglomerican.

Linda: Don't talk so fancy. You're from Wisconsin. You're just another stinking Cheesehead.

by GBofWI July 3, 2012

scandanavian christmas tree

the art of putting pine needles in your girls anus before you eat the booty to mask the smell

"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"

by bigollkanus February 1, 2017