Smurfing

When a man hits someone (generally girlfriend) round the face with their cock.
I was smurfing my girlfriend the other day and i gave her a black eye.
Can also use I smurfed
by Marky B January 30, 2007
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1. aka as Thomas Murphy, comedian who supports gay rights, notorious for in the middle of jokes going 'meow', the screaming 'die fascists' in death growls. He is openly homosexual and openly claims he wants to be a Lorien.

2. A Blue creature, off the hit TV show The Smurfs
1. Did you watch Smurfs stand up comedy session last night?
2. Oh my Smurfette is the only girl, on the Smurfs. How kinky.
by Lor teh Hor July 30, 2006
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1) The word to replace all words. It can be a verb, a noun, an adjective, a pronoun (much like the F-word actually).
2) A blueish creature that is normally nude with a white hat.
1) verb: Let's go smurf around! noun: You are such a sexy smurf! adjective: Oh, what a smurfin' devil! pronoun: Shut up you stupid smurf!
2) Papa smurf is a cooool duuuude!
by Janiak June 16, 2008
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Raheem-"Yo, that bitch just smurfed me!"

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Peter-"My girlfriend smurfed me last night, that whore."
by Chaz "C-Diddy" B. January 27, 2005
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Smurf is a word used to describe someone that is a member of the Crips.
Stay strapped tonight kid it's all smurfs around there.
by scartownnnnn January 13, 2009
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A derogatory term referring to people with blue skin.
1) Bob: Hey, did you see Avatar in 3D? It was amazing!
Joe: You mean that movie with the blue aliens? No way I'm seeing any movie about effin' smurfs!

2) Illyria: All I am is what I am. I lived 7 lives at once. I was power and the ecstasy of death. I was god to a god. Now, I'm trapped on a roof. Just one roof, in this time and this place, with an unstable human who drinks too much whiskey and called me a Smurf.
-Angel, Season 5, Episode 17, "Underneath"
by senorita_coconut June 14, 2010
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A DoS attack in which there are three parties: the attacker, the victim, and the intermediary. The victim is usually one entity on the internet. The intermediary is a network of some kind. Basically, the attacker forges the packet headers of ICMP request packets so they look like they're coming from the victim. He directs the packets at the intermediary (network). Every machine on the network must reply to the request, so they all reply, but their replies are directed to the victim. That causes the victim, and the intermediary usually, to suffer network congestion, etc. etc. etc. That's a basic definition, but oh well.
He smurfed that asshole.
by Leetass June 28, 2003
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