Siri

A cruel A.I with a heart of stone. Ice as a replacement for blood. She leads you on and then stabs you in the back. I'll never forgive you, Siri. We're through.

Me: "Siri, I love you."
Siri: "That's nice, but it's not meant to be."

by 100% Free Range Chicken July 19, 2019

model siri

Model model super model siriiii

Hey look there ,, model siri 🤌❤️

by Model model May 22, 2023

Siri

A thing on a Apple product you can talk to and get information from the internet.

I told Siri to look up “How does a television work” and got some information.

by TeirTeir June 20, 2018

Siri

An AI that roasts you when you say "what's 0÷0"

Person:Hey Siri! What is 0÷0?
Siri: Imagine if you have 0 cookies, and you split them evenly among 0 friends, how many does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you don't have friends.
Person: ...
Person: im switching to android🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

by Theandroiduser January 2, 2022

Siri

“A worse version of google assistant.”
-Toxic Android users

“Hey, you heard of Siri?”
“Is she the unnecessary robot you use when you’re too lazy to use a search engine?”
“Yep! That’s the one!”

by i eat pizza for breakfast November 1, 2021

siri-iriot

When your being a stupid idiot

"Oliver you are the biggest Siri-iriot!"

by Joshua Dimech March 8, 2023

siris swords

An expression used of someone who is too involved in the details of a problem to look at the situation as a whole

i was looking for it for like fifteen minutes, i could not find the scissors for Siris swords!

by VikkiS VoCab February 11, 2023