saddle up

1. the act of climbing into one's ride(vehicle)

2. The act of getting ready to go somewhere, especially the act of getting ready to drive somewhere

3. The act of a woman climbing on top of a man to ride him

1.Damn Jimmy, let's saddle-up, we need to get there before all the ladies are gone.

2. Aren't you ready to leave yet? Saddle-up, you slow be-yotch.

3.Ralph: Oh baby, I want you so bad!
Jenny: Sit back and relax hon, I'm about to saddle up.

by puma_blues March 29, 2004

saddle beast

Used to describe a person who is both sad and obese. More generally a disgusting and fat individual. Often used out of sheer dislike.

Obviously an insult derived from an early explanation of fag hags as sad and obese women who only befriend gays out of pure desperation.

The bitch is a saddle beast!

That saddle beast needs to back away from that burger.

I will punch her saddle beast face!

That saddle beast needs to back off my man!

by Non Saddle Beast February 19, 2011

saddle fish

someone who watches greys anatomy in their closet all day

"where's skylar?"
"she's in the closet watching greys anatomy."
"she's such a saddle fish!"

by casky1020 December 28, 2016

Montana saddle bag

The act of placing your balls on a penis to where both balls are on different sides of the shaft

You are the perfect size for a Montana saddle bag

by turd rainbow October 7, 2016

saddlebacking

When a young unmarried christian couple has anal sex in order to avoid vaginal intercourse which would be considered fornication and a sin.

Dave and Laura were saddlebacking because they both took a chasity pledge.

by coolpapi March 10, 2009

saddle bags

they are extra storage of fat on each outer thigh...resembles a horse's saddlebag which is worn on each side of the ribs

She has nasty saddlebags

by toy October 19, 2003

clint eastwoods saddle bags

Slang name for a womans genitalia

As she stood over him naked Dave noticed that her genitlaia hung down like Clint Eastwoods Saddle Bags

by Katy and Neil May 24, 2003