A mixture of shit and cum
by King Shummer January 12, 2022
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I saw that hot girl I fucked last night and kept denying how I felt for her. All that anxiety and guilt had me shumming.
I saw that hot girl I fucked last night and kept denying how I felt for her. All that anxiety and guilt had me shumming.
by The shummoner September 1, 2025
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Get the Shum mug.A peak male will not waste his time in the morning with a shit, shower, and a shave; he will wake up and start his day with a Shum… a shit, a shower, and a cum.
Jude: “Yo Lance let’s go get some at the gym tomorrow morning”.
Lance: “Sounds good bro, I’ll meet you outside at 8:15 right after I shum”.
Lance: “Sounds good bro, I’ll meet you outside at 8:15 right after I shum”.
by Chazey August 15, 2025
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Bro 1: I was shumming so hard while my parents were getting groceries yesterday.
Bro 2: Bro my parents are always home i can never shum in peace.
Bro 2: Bro my parents are always home i can never shum in peace.
by Dottman May 27, 2025
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