crack the seal

to open a new pint of lean

damn bruh, i just copped a cruiser im bout to crack the seal

by 713boomin September 22, 2015

The Navy SEAL

This is an intimidation technique that is primarily used to keep a woman quiet when she is being too loud during the throws of passion. You wrap your strong arm around her neck and grab her chin and jaw, and then cover her mouth with you weak hand. You then say to her: "If you dont shut the fuck up, I will snap your neck". If this doesnt shut her up then nothing will. Besides actually doing it.....

I was railing this chick at her house the other night, but I didnt realize her mom was across the hall. When I found out, I had to give that girl The Navy SEAL to make sure I didnt get caught.

by Heywood Jablomy March 12, 2005

Sealface

1: The worlds worst kind of person.

2: A total douche.

3: That guy in the group that no one actually likes.

Holy shit, that dude is such a sealface!
Oh damn, Sealface is shit!

by shotgunjimmy May 16, 2010

Seal Teaming

Doing reckless hoodrat shit with ya boys at the at your local mall/walmart with a combination of African American and Caucasian males only. To be an elite member you bend over and derail your local lifeguard on the express train to pound town. #KOP

Yo lets go seal teaming at KOP tonight.

Yo lets seal team and bend over this lifeguard right quick

by SharkNado July 25, 2014

Sealy productions

What you call a gay sexual male (or female) who will probaly say this is fake and gay

this man gay, sealy productions type of gay

by Sealyhater August 19, 2019

Navy Seal 6

The only people to ever find Osama bin Laden

" hey, you wanna play hide and seek?"
"sure, but I'm Navy Seal 6!"
"shit

by Osama basher June 2, 2011

Pee Seal

When one is drinking alcohol and goes to the bathroom then needs to go every 5 minutes or so.

Person 1: Damit, I really shouldn't have pee'd yet.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I just broke my pee seal, now I need to go every five minutes.

by peemaster December 29, 2011