Selena

A Selena is a loyal, quiet, and good natured person. A confidant and a partner in crime. See Bonnie and Clyde. You can always find a Selena dressed to the 9 and lookin fine. See Sleek Selena. She is SO nice, sweet, and makes time for anyone who looks in her peripheral direction. See Sexy Time. A real breath of fresh air.

Selena

by madmommy December 13, 2010

the seen zone

When you message someone (usually on Facebook) and the person has seen your last message you sent them but do not reply. Often wrongly mistaken with the Friend Zone.

I was messaging Anna on Facebook and she saw my message but didn't reply. I think she has put me in the seen zone !

by Axton August 13, 2014

sebelius

to negligently ignore critical items in an oblivious manner with devastating consequences to large groups of people with the ulterior motive to fecklessly blame one's opponents for the subsequent widespread panic, chaos and wreckage.

Distantly related to the terms SNAFU, FUBAR and BOHICA due to their governmental origins although more to do with the civilian federal bureaucracy than the military.

Citizen 1: I have tried 30 times to get onto helathcare.org so I can get insurance for my family.

Citizen 2: I thought obama fixed that

Citizen 1: no but he sure sebeliused the crap out of the tea party on this one.

by Matoh Wakan October 28, 2013

Selena

Selena is a kind, beautiful, funny girl. She opens up to her close friends about her life. She can sometimes be abusive when you tell a joke. Most Selenas’ have hazel eyes and have long light brown hair along with glasses. She is one of the most intelligent people you will ever find. She loves getting compliments and has a great fashion sense.She is a real friend that can easily get attached to someone. She likes hitting people when they don’t know things she does Selena Strangely Likes being in the middle of everybody. She can sometimes get annoyed easily when you state your opinion, but over all she can be your best friend who sticks up for you and who’s by your side.

Did you know Selena got a 98% on her math test?

by Bdbdbdhhdshsh.101 March 26, 2019

Selena

Memorialized in music and film, Mexican-American Tejano music singer Selena was the first Latina to become an American pop icon. Selena was poised to cross into the lucrative English language pop music market, but tragedy abruptly ended her bright career.

Her untimely death gave her legendary status in the United States and Mexico. She is considered one of the most popular and influential Latino musicians.

Selena is credited with helping open the door to the American mainstream for Latin artists, and was instrumental in launching the career of Jennifer Lopez.

by rollingstone April 26, 2006

as seen on TV

A phrase seen on products which is the only means of persuasion for this company to get you to buy a piece of shit.

WO! This Grabbo-Arm can hold a spoon to scoop out pudding with ease! This product was "AS SEEN ON TV"! I should probably buy it!

by A Little Pinprick July 14, 2006

Sebrena

A girl/woman of elegance, grace, sophistication, and beauty. Derived from Latin origin where it's pronounced "Sabrina". Although Sebrena's are generally quiet, these ladies are considerate and loyal to those fortunate to be close in their inner circle. A person's maximum potential is brought out as they are influenced by a Sebrena's efforts and accomplishments. It is a blessing to have a Sebrena in one's life.

Guy 1: Have you noticed that fine sister over there?
Guy 2: The lady over there? 👀
Guy 3: That's the one and only, Sebrena

by #hyguentheodai December 20, 2016