the act of an idiot/moron texting or reading a cellular device while driving 70 mph on the roadway, then realizing the road curved and thus they SWERVE to keep from hitting another car or the wall. Blackberry Swerve... look for it on a roadway near you.
As I was driving to work, I saw the car in front of me do a blackberry swerve to avoid hitting the guardrail.
by intelligent driver May 06, 2010
to talk smack on someone that's not like you
by Shannezie January 28, 2004
A unexpected traffic manuver done in Salinas Calif. where as a driver swerves suddenly to avoid any large plastic bag in the streets out of fear of running over a body. This fear is substantiated by the high regard for human life seen in Salnas.
" god i did the wildest Salinas swerve today .. I am not running over some toddler on my way home..you just never know in Salinas.."
by MadelineB February 23, 2008
To avoid management or a manager (often with some paperwork in hand) by turning sharply to avoid the afformentioned's path
Rupert; "let's go for a crafty fag,
Jean; "ok but look out the manager is coming"
Rupert; Don't worry I will show you the "managerial Swerve"
Jean; "ok but look out the manager is coming"
Rupert; Don't worry I will show you the "managerial Swerve"
by Ratbags November 11, 2010
Check out that swerve-candy! You can tell she wants me to drop a steaming swerve on her chest and just rub it in until she ain't white no more.
Some swerve-candy don't know they're swerve-candy, but that all changes the second that hot swerve slops on their naked body. Even if they never thought they would want someone to squeeze out a wet swerve on them, they get swervematized.
Some swerve-candy don't know they're swerve-candy, but that all changes the second that hot swerve slops on their naked body. Even if they never thought they would want someone to squeeze out a wet swerve on them, they get swervematized.
by mhaselto April 10, 2008
by gangstamoney3 May 16, 2011
Cutting another vehicle off by swerving directly in front of them for the purpose of changing multiple lanes or taking an exit. Place of origin: New Jersey.
Dude: "I was driving down the middle lane of the Garden State Parkway when I realized the exit was coming up, so I had to pull a Jersey Swerve on some old guy and took the exit ramp at 60 miles an hour."
Old Guy: "What the hell, that dude just pulled a Jersey Swerve on my ass. I'm going to call the state troopers on him."
Old Guy: "What the hell, that dude just pulled a Jersey Swerve on my ass. I'm going to call the state troopers on him."
by Palmerstone May 09, 2008