Have a spag

Being very angry/upset about something and then ranting about it. In extreme form: going a bit crazy.

"If that oven doesn't get fixed soon I'm going to have a spag."
"My mum had a right spag at me the other day for coming home late."

by lozzyrose November 13, 2011

fake spag

Complete gay cunt,mongoloid dumb gay cuunnnt has a lesbian brother that suckles it boney nips and precums in hi spanties. >>>..__-.-.-._>-.->-.-. I said he is big gay hahaah in braille

FAKE SPAG IS HOME

by Invicta CUNNNNNT September 09, 2019

spag a saurus

It is the name of grace shanley

Jack- “tell spag a saurus I said hi”
Grace shanley- “hi jack”

by Claustarrr November 03, 2020

Spag-ball

A slur that is used to insult bitchy and retarded people

Person 1: All white people are racist
Person 2: shut the fuck up you spag-ball

by slurmaker June 24, 2022

Spag

A person who is pushes their spiritual BS on people, and I don’t mean the good stuff. I mean the “I did acid once and now my third eye is open and I’m smarter than you”. Someone who can’t spell. Someone who cheats on their boyfriend a million times and still acts entitled. A liar. Someone who is only nice to people so they’ll look good to someone they’re trying to fuck. Someone who uses men for sex and money until they finds someone slightly richer. Someone who gets mad at their ex for dating someone new.

Spag = “spiritual” and “f@g” put together.

“Did you hear what she said to me?”

“Yeah, dude, she’s such a spag.”

by spagotry December 21, 2020

spag

someone who is spineless, cowardly, and weak willed. one that has no personal drive due to being a pussy. similar to a wet, flaccid noodle (eg. cooked spaghetti)

Brad: “ yo ryan, you see terry pussy out of that bar fight?”
Ryan: “ yeah dude what fucking spag”

by skayte6769 April 28, 2022

Spag

Noun special person who packs your bag

When spags put the eggs on the bottom

by Ceynan September 02, 2016