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Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus. The scrambled eggs comes from when the receiver of the tossed salad shits and cums in close time covering the givers face.
My partner loves having me toss their salad and I love when the scrambled eggs are all over my face. I love tossed salad and scrambled eggs, they're calling again.
by JRBlack July 7, 2016
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This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs.

This phrase is used to explain mayhem, anarchy, rage, panic, disorder or all hell braking loose, which appears to occur for no apparent reason.

It can also be used by a person addressing someone who has caused them displeasure, usually followed up by some act of revenge or simply said in anger.
When addressing someone who has offended you "This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs.”...the protagonist would threaten, physically attack, follow up with an insult, or taking revenge like keying their foes car

Upon observing a riot, or extreme busyness such as the work place or rush hour. " Sigh This is what happens when you feed a goat scrambled eggs

In a fit of anger.

If something large or valuable like a building is destroyed.

When you don’t know what everybody else is panicing about.
by Spencer 1986 January 14, 2009
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Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

When a man squats over a ladies face, facing her feet, and as she licks his anus he masturbates all over her breasts. Then the man runs the tip of his penis over her breasts evenly spreading the seamen over the breast as if he were decorating a cake.
I had an awesome night; I had a Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs with your sister.
by Mattie Love August 28, 2016
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Georgia Scrambled Eggs

Opening the lips of a womans vagina and vomiting in them, then using that vomit as a lubricant.
she asked for an order of Georgia Scrambled Eggs, so I gave it to her.
by Georgia Scrambler July 25, 2008
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waste scrambled egg

by Debskelly1985 May 27, 2023
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Reverse Scrambled Egg

Reverse Scrambled Egg is a vomit and sperm-based sex act in which the boy is sick on a girl's naval and then proceeds to jizz on it.
Then couple can then proceed to do whatever; eat/drink it (depending on the consistency), dance around in it, or just wipe it away.

The name comes from the colour, a scrambled egg is white on bottom and yellow on top, a reverse is yellow (sick) on bottom and white (cum) on top
Did you see Clive the other day, he was still ill from doing a Reverse Scrambled Egg.
I'm gonna break up with my girlfriend after she asked me to Reverse Scrambled Egg her and dance around in it.
by Flaagens March 6, 2014
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Sluts Scrambled Eggs

A sexual act where an egg is cracked and poured into one of partners mouth, it is then scrambled and mixed by the other partners penis.

One of the partners must have a Penis.
Bruh jenny got hit with the Sluts Scrambled Eggs last weekend and there is video proof.
by MamaPhuker October 16, 2025
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