runner build 

A term used to describe a skinny or gaunt male body type in an online dating or chat profile. Often used by gay men (but certainly not exclusively), the term does not actually refer to the lean muscular frame of in shape sprinters, long distance or marathon runners, etc., but rather is a euphemism for a slim body with little or no muscle tone or definition. If you have low body fat, but are unfit, you have a "runner build." It's better than fat and unfit, right? Compare with disingenuous sports related fat body euphemisms like linebacker build or football player build, and contrast with swimmers build.

29, 6'3", 140 lbs., br, br, trim, runner build, 8"c (NOT AOL inches). Sane, stable, software engineer. Mature for my age.

runner build by A. Hick July 24, 2006

Runner awayer

Someone who dissapear like a fuckn ninja.

Lia ghosted me again what a runner awayer.

Runner awayer by SoareFifth August 25, 2020

runner's privilege 

The innate, human...? right to shamelessly ogle, gawk, lech over or perv on the attractive stranger you are crossing paths with whilst out running.

The hot stranger you are 'giving the once over' (AKA 'eyeing up') must also be a runner. Note that runner's privilege is a great deal less sinister than any regular act of unwanted sexual glancing, given that (1) the 'ogle window' is greatly shortened compared to everyday life, since both parties are (ideally) moving quickly, and (2) the person you just gave the eye has the same right and is in fact *encouraged* to ogle, in turn, anyone *they* like the look of mid-run.

Put another way, runner's privilege is a temporary exemption from ordinary social etiquette, granted to outdoor runners as a built-in reward (and source of motivation) for being dedicated enough to leave their sofa and get moving.

Graham: "Every time I overtook a hot girl during the race, I imagined I was allowed to have sex with her."

Sid: "Ah, yeah - make the most of that runner's privilege..."

runner's privilege by ZimmyJay84 July 26, 2021

Runner's Dump 

The sensation an individual feels after going for a distance run (7+ miles); usually consists of anything you have eaten but not passed since your previous runner's dump - most relieving feeling next to ejaculation.

Described as "nastay!"

Blaine: Dude, I just went for a 9 mile run!

Court: That must have been nice.

Blaine: Yeah, but my Runner's Dump after felt so much better! I finally got that cabbage out.

Court: You haven't had cabbage in a month...

Blaine: I know

Runner's Dump by Bored Jedi June 1, 2011

runner, runner...cocksucker! 

statement of disgust in poker when someone who calls all your bets and beats you in a hand by using the last two community cards, despite horrible odds

I flopped a set, and you hit hearts on the turn and river cards to get your flush...runner, runner...cocksucker!

runner, runner...cocksucker! by ck64 April 5, 2011

runner build 

A term used to describe a skinny or gaunt body type in an online dating or chat profile. Mostly used by gay men (but not exclusively), the term does not actually refer to the lean muscular frame of sprinters, long distance or marathon runners, etc., but rather is a euphemism for an extremely slim body, often tallish, with little or no tone or muscle definition, i.e low body fat, but unfit. Compare with other disingenuous sports related body type euphemisms like linebacker build or football player build (fat), and contrast with swimmers build (toned or athletic body type).

29, 6'3", 140 lbs., br, br, trim, runner build, 8"c (NOT AOL inches). Sane, stable, software engineer. Mature for my age.

runner build by A. Hick September 6, 2008

runner butt 

when a female pass you on da street and she runnin and her booty look reaaal good

dayumm look at dat fine piece a ass right thur. she got some runner butt doeehhhhh

runner butt by Tyrelltron October 8, 2010