My friends dog is rufus
by Parker Dickey Paulson April 16, 2022

Usually a tall skinny African American male mainly seen working at furniture warehouses not fixing a thing. Always talking to everybody he sees and never knows their name. A devoted Christian with nothing but weak church jokes. Always hurting somewhere and seeking attention for it. Rufus means big doo doo.
by iesavage June 11, 2021

by Stop and go October 1, 2022

Rufus is a hobo that everyone hates, all of his friends reject him and don't invite him to anything because he is so fucking annoying.
by Wjjfnannfns October 1, 2021

Rufus is perfect. Rufus is the kind of person to always be there for you, even when they don’t concern him. If you’re loved by a Rufus, then keep him close because he’s a great partner, lover, and friend.
by SupermarketDeli April 1, 2021

by Pizza lover 38 July 5, 2023
