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I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK

THIS MEANS THAT SOMEONE IS REQUESTING TO BE LAID BY SOMEONE ELSE.
GIRL: "SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT"

BOY: "I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK"
by Hullo, have a goode one February 3, 2010
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Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."
"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"
by Hmbsm21 May 19, 2009
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I will Will Smith your Chris Rock

It's basically "I will smack you in the face", but it's referencing to the incident at the 2022 Oscars where Will Smith smacked Chris Rock in the face because of a joke Chris Rock made about his wife. However, there's a controversy whether the act Will Smith committed was justified because of the fact that his wife, Jada Smith, had cheated on him. Some will say that it was, and some will say it wasn't, then there are people who will say that both Will Smith and Chris Rock were in the wrong, because Chris made a joke about Jada, and Will got up and smacked him, hence, the events go from making an inappropriate joke about someone's wife, and the husband reacted inappropriately, hence, the point of why Chris Rock and Will Smith were both in the wrong.
"I will Will Smith your Chris Rock if you don't stop spamming my email."
by D0c 4n0nym0u5 March 31, 2022
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i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock

something that is said to ckk when he says something stupid.
(ckk)
"this new ja rule album is hot. OMG I have been listening to it all day. It is the shiznit, fo show."
(person 1)
ckk, i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock.
by s_N_double_O_P June 5, 2005
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