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Real life Cold Call

A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.
Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."

Person two: "Alright."

*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*

Person three: "huh?"

Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."
by Bigjuicytatas June 15, 2017
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Real Life Fag

An antiquated descriptor employed for individuals who remain detached from the intricacies of internet culture, lexicon, subcultures, and etiquette. These individuals are immersed with Real Life, prioritizing avenues of socialization beyond the confines of the digital realm. dubbed as "Normies."

In the years where the internet has achieved widespread mainstream recognition, these digital nomenclatures have faded into obscurity. Ironically, the Zeitgeist has undergone such a shift, that the insult it once was is more to see as a compliment. Hence, "Go touch some grass" has emerged as a widely embraced as a insult by the people of the internet.
Ever thoud about you stop posting 24/7 about your Gundams on this website?

"How about you go offline instead real life fag, lol"
by Carl Metaltaku December 26, 2023
mugGet the Real Life Fagmug.

real life g

by K money12 July 3, 2024
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Real life

For toronto manz to use when they agree with something. pretty much like “real shit” but better
man 1: yo shammah i such a goof
man 2: real life bro

man 1: this goof keeps talking all that gaza on the net

man 2: real life bro we finna catch this man lackin at yd shawts said he finna slide tomorrow
by @Nolimitmb23 ig November 27, 2020
mugGet the Real lifemug.

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