Joe Quinned

To do one of the following things while drinking:

1) Lose your phone
2) Lose your wallet
3) Lose your wallet and phone and post about it on Facebook
4) Wake up at home and not remember how you got there without your phone or wallet
5) Pass out in random places for a few hours then disappear
6) Get blackout drunk before the sun goes down

"I got so Joe Quinned last night I need to find my Jeep then go to the bank to get a new card and the Sprint store to get a new phone."

"I would call you but I Joe Quinned my phone last night."

"I was Joe Quinned by 3pm yesterday I dont remember how I got home."

by Jingles15 July 07, 2013

Quinning

Bad social skills; awkward when speaking to preferred gender.

He's quinning badly right now.

He's gonna quinn.

by Toe licker 69 February 18, 2022

Quinning

When any person (regardless of how they identity) drives at or below the speed limit in the fast line on the highway.

Alternative definition: the opposite of winning

Person 1: What’s your biggest pet peeve?

Person 2: When I’m trying to get somewhere quickly and people are quinning on the highway.

Person 3: Same!

They/Them: Why are you talking about me like that?

by swagforever July 14, 2023

Quinning

The act of moving heaven and earth to not attend your place of work. Mainly for 16th century diseases such as leprosy and having the consumption

Are they in today

Nah they are quinning it

by Avark55 September 28, 2021

Quinning

The act of correcting someone in a extremely rude way whilst having your penis in a "kung-fu" grip stroking it back and forth to pony clips.

Jim: You used "your" instead of "You're" in your sentence.
Tom: Fuck you Jim, stop quinning on my sentences faggot.

by Nukeiboss March 01, 2018

Quinning

When somebody of the name Quinn so doing well or being successful;

How's your week been? oh man i'm quinning, how about yourself.

by RugRager June 07, 2016

Quinning

To get boned really good by a person named Quinn.

I really hope I get a good quinning this weekend.

by YourMother100 November 29, 2022