A insta-priest is some one, that is Not qualified to be a pastor because of lack of education, and poor lifestyle, a insta-priest is a man that opens up a Instagram account, and calls himself a pastor, just to Get attention, and this office usually causes more harm to people then Good.
by Pastor John marco May 11, 2020
Bloke One: Did you get a number from that girl last night?
Bloke Two: Yeah, she was hotter than hell, but SHIT ON A PRIEST was she drunk!
Bloke Two: Yeah, she was hotter than hell, but SHIT ON A PRIEST was she drunk!
by Jacobss January 23, 2019
1. A threesome that involves two girls and one guy, where the first girl is down on all fours while she is sucking the guys dick, and the other girl is kneeling on top of the other girl and eating her out, while the guy is eating out the second girl
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by Eric Cartman: you goddamn hippie buttholes !!!!!! October 22, 2004
Okay to me shes my world, the most beautiful girl in the world. No matter what we go through she ends up making me happier than anyone could ever. Her eyes are just gorgeous like her smile. I love this girl more than she could ever imagine and one day I know I'm gonna marry her. She is an angel on earth, and I love her. She will be forever in my heart yet alone my mind. I love you Nicole more than you could imagine.
-JL
-JL
by Mr. Lara November 26, 2010