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James Boags Premium Lager

Undoubtedly the finest libation of the lager family of beers ever created by the hand of man (or possibly god, we're not sure.) Crafted in the lost wilds of mysterious Tasmania by a cloistered order of brewer monks whose vows of silence mean that only the distinguished few know of its existence.

NB: Not to be confused with Cascade premium, which was created as a distraction for the great unwashed masses.
Some bloody legend showed up with a slab of James Boags Premium Lager last night...then drank the lot, bastard.
by Beerman12345 August 3, 2011
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Roblox Premium

A step in the direction ROBLOX is taking towards more large scale business, leading to more user friendly content, but less overall long time fan appreciation. Basically, it's a more simplified builders club.
Roblox: ay yo you want some BUILDERS CLUB?
Community: oh yeah
Roblox: I GOT SOMETHING BETTER! *presents Roblox Premium"
Community (Newer): oh okay nice i can understand the premium service better now
Community (Older): HEY COME ON DUDE BUILDERS CLUB WAS COOL
by letsgogamers February 4, 2021
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PREMIUM

yo premium is the goat
by MACDAGOAT December 2, 2022
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Valorant Premium

Term used to define a Valorant player who is currently in an active relationship.

Also used to make fun of Valorant players who are not currently in an active relationship, in this case, MOST OF THEM.
Guy #1: Hey bro, I just got Valorant Premium!
Guy #2: No way, congrats!
Guy #3: wtfdym congrats, fuck your cs:go overwatch clone, go play a real game
by bobabond June 25, 2023
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pecker premium price

The price hike people with a penis and bigger stature must endure when shopping for items similar to the female but geared for men therefore more expensive.
Suzy has $100 and wants that hoodie, she'll get it and she'll be stylin'

Wyatt has $100 and wants a similar hoodie in his size and will be wylin' because he can't afford it due to the fact he's been punted in the penis with the pecker premium price.
by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 25, 2023
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On the Premium

We got the house plant over here, we got the chicken, the chicken on the premium.
by PaxtonPackman June 24, 2023
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Premium Smeg

A dick cheese that's so fine and pristine that it has to be admired and respected by many. It is rare to find smegma of this quality, thus causing it to be the premium of smeg.

Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.
I was involved in an orgy on Saturday, and one of these dudes had a severe amount of smegma, but it turned out to be premium smeg and just enhanced the thrill of the orgy.
by Bork Glasgow July 23, 2016
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