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James Boags Premium Lager

Undoubtedly the finest libation of the lager family of beers ever created by the hand of man (or possibly god, we're not sure.) Crafted in the lost wilds of mysterious Tasmania by a cloistered order of brewer monks whose vows of silence mean that only the distinguished few know of its existence.

NB: Not to be confused with Cascade premium, which was created as a distraction for the great unwashed masses.
Some bloody legend showed up with a slab of James Boags Premium Lager last night...then drank the lot, bastard.
by Beerman12345 August 3, 2011
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Roblox Premium

A step in the direction ROBLOX is taking towards more large scale business, leading to more user friendly content, but less overall long time fan appreciation. Basically, it's a more simplified builders club.
Roblox: ay yo you want some BUILDERS CLUB?
Community: oh yeah
Roblox: I GOT SOMETHING BETTER! *presents Roblox Premium"
Community (Newer): oh okay nice i can understand the premium service better now
Community (Older): HEY COME ON DUDE BUILDERS CLUB WAS COOL
by letsgogamers February 4, 2021
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GANG Premium

GANG Premium is a notorious gang of violent members. They’ve been recognised as ‘The World’s Most Dangerous Group’ or duly noted as ‘The Real N.W.A’

Previous member of the group known as ‘Rosa Queef Parks’ or ‘Pizzaman’ (The knockoff of ‘Doughboy’) began to form problems with the rest of the group, which ultimately led to his demise on the 29/11/2024 at 19:03 he was rockin his pimp fit in the wrong place at the wrong time and ‘The Gang’ as they so call themselves pulled up and preformed a drive-by and inevitably took him out.

The Gang incudes the many God like divine beings such as; Matthew Hayden, Abdem McHanlon, Milo Footballfield, The Nan™, Zander From Dublin & Shiko.
They run the streets of the likes of all of Co. Wexford and small parts of Dublin. They don’t have any opps until they decide who the opps are, and when they’ve made their decision, they make quick work of whoever their target may be.

They’re infamous for; Grand theft auto, multiple shootings, 1st, 2nd & 3rd degree manslaughter, DUI, rape, telemarketing fraud, vandalism, graffiti, pyramid schemes, shoplifting, assault/battery, counterfeiting, several accounts of cyberbullying, disturbing the peace, armed robbery, arson, burglary, hostage-taking, bank robbery, bribery, aggravated assault, possession of marijuana, cocaine, crack cocaine, 3,4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine, black tar heroine, ketamine, morphine, fentanyl, horse tranquiliser and excessive amounts of paracetamol, but that’s all we are aware of.
Opp #1: “Oh shit! It’s GANG Premium!”
Opp #2: “We gotta bounce!”
by zandet December 11, 2024
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mega premium

A lot. Like A LOT a lot. A shit ton of a lot.
How much is it? It’s mega premium.
by Loraxxxx December 15, 2022
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Premium Smeg

A dick cheese that's so fine and pristine that it has to be admired and respected by many. It is rare to find smegma of this quality, thus causing it to be the premium of smeg.

Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.
I was involved in an orgy on Saturday, and one of these dudes had a severe amount of smegma, but it turned out to be premium smeg and just enhanced the thrill of the orgy.
by Bork Glasgow July 23, 2016
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pecker premium price

The price hike people with a penis and bigger stature must endure when shopping for items similar to the female but geared for men therefore more expensive.
Suzy has $100 and wants that hoodie, she'll get it and she'll be stylin'

Wyatt has $100 and wants a similar hoodie in his size and will be wylin' because he can't afford it due to the fact he's been punted in the penis with the pecker premium price.
by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 25, 2023
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On the Premium

We got the house plant over here, we got the chicken, the chicken on the premium.
by PaxtonPackman June 24, 2023
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