Undoubtedly the finest libation of the lager family of beers ever created by the hand of man (or possibly god, we're not sure.) Crafted in the lost wilds of mysterious Tasmania by a cloistered order of brewer monks whose vows of silence mean that only the distinguished few know of its existence.
NB: Not to be confused with Cascade premium, which was created as a distraction for the great unwashed masses.
NB: Not to be confused with Cascade premium, which was created as a distraction for the great unwashed masses.
Some bloody legend showed up with a slab of James Boags Premium Lager last night...then drank the lot, bastard.
by Beerman12345 August 3, 2011

A step in the direction ROBLOX is taking towards more large scale business, leading to more user friendly content, but less overall long time fan appreciation. Basically, it's a more simplified builders club.
Roblox: ay yo you want some BUILDERS CLUB?
Community: oh yeah
Roblox: I GOT SOMETHING BETTER! *presents Roblox Premium"
Community (Newer): oh okay nice i can understand the premium service better now
Community (Older): HEY COME ON DUDE BUILDERS CLUB WAS COOL
Community: oh yeah
Roblox: I GOT SOMETHING BETTER! *presents Roblox Premium"
Community (Newer): oh okay nice i can understand the premium service better now
Community (Older): HEY COME ON DUDE BUILDERS CLUB WAS COOL
by letsgogamers February 4, 2021

A dick cheese that's so fine and pristine that it has to be admired and respected by many. It is rare to find smegma of this quality, thus causing it to be the premium of smeg.
Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.
Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.
I was involved in an orgy on Saturday, and one of these dudes had a severe amount of smegma, but it turned out to be premium smeg and just enhanced the thrill of the orgy.
by Bork Glasgow July 23, 2016

by PaxtonPackman June 24, 2023

Here everything needs to be perfect!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!
by MS-SA-NC-GR (Plumkin Experts) November 22, 2017

The best podcast available on Spotify where Schneidy talks about anything and everything. Schneidy premium is very entertaining and anyone with a brain or not (he doesn't discriminate) should listen.
by schneidyisGOATED March 22, 2022

by illwave October 1, 2019
