Zach Porter

Lead singer in The Tragic Thrills. Very beautiful. It has also been concluded that he is Jesus.

Person: "Do you know who Zach Porter is?"

Me: "Oh, you mean Jesus? Yeah."

by trulymelina December 13, 2013

Joey Porter

The baddest mother fucker alive. Plays outside linebacker for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Did you see Joey Porter just fuck up Carson Palmer? Yeah, he's such a badass!

by JoePa87 December 6, 2006

Gay As Porter

Usually meaning your extremely gay, or one of those fags that rides a harley, and can also mean that you have turrets and are painfully awkward.

Guy: Hey whats up*twitches*

Girl: WTF?

Guy: So you wanna get down and dirty?*(twitches)

Girl: Why the fuck are you twitching so much?

Gay as porter is typically shortened to "GAP"

by AldrichAmes September 19, 2010

Dirty Porter

A person that loves to have 10 girls at a time. Usually a younger person, around middle school. Loves to get dirty and normally is about 10 inches.

Damn, he's a dirty Porter.

by corn on the scoob November 5, 2018

Liam porter

Cool,smart, and amazing person that never gives up and thinks everyone is less cool because they are and he really appreciates NObody.

he is a person liam porter.

by Daquavion February 9, 2022

Gina Porter

Gina Porter is a charter is hsmtmts protrayed by Sofia Wylie. Gina has moved a lot before coming to East High and living with Ashlyn Caswell. She is an incredibly talleted triple threat. Gina went through a beautifully story ark from the stereotypical mean girl to the most dynamic chartor on the show. Gina has had romances/flirting with Ricky Bowen and Ej Casswel and Jack.

Gina Porter is very strong and determined.

by Thatonehaze September 30, 2021

Getting Portered

The act of being fist fucked without lube and mural consent, while your ears are bleeding from the sounds of concrete being jackhammered.

I'm really Getting Portered by my boss today with all the shit work he has given me.

by Mick 541 May 10, 2018