Pork Chops

A man who grows massive side burns in the Shape of pork chops usually runs in the family.

Wow look at mattys pork chops they're fucking massive just like his dad's how mature.

by THE GPC July 11, 2016

pork chops

A term used to describe and deliciously hot chick.

When Phyllis puts on those fish-net stockings and red lipstick, she totally pork chops!

by Clinto-beans July 21, 2006

pork chops

A term used to describe and deliciously hot chick.

When Phyllis puts on those fish-net stockings and red lipstick, she totally pork chops!

by Clinto-beans September 6, 2008

Pesky pork chopper

A police helicopter flying and circling overhead

A&B carrying a ladder across a field when A hears and sees it.

"Sh*t, it's a pesky pork chopper!"

"F*ck...get down and don't move"

Also heard in cypress hill song "Dr GreenThumb"

by Knobbyhedgeend August 30, 2013

Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.

"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."

by A_sphincter_says_what August 11, 2013

Check my pockets for pork chops

When your aren’t believing a lie or false story/excuse someone is trying to give you but continue to act as if you are believing them to see how far they continue the lie.

If they thought I was believing any of that crap they were trying to feed me then they better Check my pockets for pork chops.

by I.W Osader March 11, 2026

Porkchop Sandwiches

Food based product. Most often consumed orally.

Pork chop sandwiches! OH SHIT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT! FUCK, WE'RE ALL DEAD, GET THE FUCK OUT!

My God, did that smell good.

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004