potat

a short and funny way of saying potato, you can use this with friends or anyone when you see a potato by exclaiming "potat!"

Joe saw a potato so he yelled "potat!", the neighbors became very confused.

by jay-fandoms March 7, 2019

Cleve-pocalypse

1. The occurrence of the end of the world in Cleveland Ohio if LeBron James decides to leave after the 2009-2010 season.

2. The greatly diminished chance that the city of Cleveland will ever win a championship if LeBron James leaves Cleveland.

Well, it looks like the Cleve-pocalypse is occurring, since LeBron is leaving for New York

Cleveland will never win a championship in any sport if the Cleve-pocalypse happens.

by Cleveland Z October 29, 2009

Bajocas Pocas

It's when you rub your dick in shit, stick cactus needles into it, and then you rape an albino while wearing a necklace made of midget testicles and turkey dicks in front of your grandma. Then you fart and die. Also Jake the Snake is there.

After Dave got aids he totally bajocas pocased that bitch.

by Semen Steve January 4, 2011

Pocatello

A thriving mormon community in southeast Idaho, home to Idaho State University, a variety of crazy meth addicts, rich mormons, lots of Indians, and hip young college kids. Despite how it may look from the outside, Pocatello houses a growing hipster counter culture. From the ones who hang out at local coffee shops and cruise Pocatello's countless thrift stores (notably the Youth Ranch and the DI), to the ones who hop off at the train station and camp in the area during the summer, Pocatello's got all the witty artistic classiness you need. Most of these individuals are working on some sort of music or art degree at ISU while paying cheap rent for a trashy apartment and working a job that sounds cool but actually sucks. Hipsters like living in Pocatello because of the ironic clash that their growing presence has against the prominent LDS community. Pocatello has six coffee places, mostly locally owned, which is pretty cool. The only thing that sucks about them is that the only reason they're still open is because the hipster kids of Pocatello like to hang out in cool places no one has heard of. If you're deemed "cool" enough, you will be welcomed to the nightly college parties that occur over the summer, or perhaps asked on a date to an artsy community event. All the coolest people like to go to the small shows around town--from local acoustic music to even cooler sounding new music from Portland, most of which you wouldn't have heard of.

1.
Me: So you're from Pocatello. Do you go to ISU?

Hipster girl: Yes, I'm a photojournalism major. I used to be an Arts major but I changed my mind. I shoot photos for my friend's undiscovered acting agency in Boise.

Me: Wow that's super cool that you choose cool irregular paths of life. It really illuminates the ironic contrast of what kids our age normally do after high school.

2.
Boss: So are you a member?
Me: A member? ...of what?
Boss: (scoff) The Church!?!
Me: ...

3.
Me: So you're a member, right?
Hot Mormon Girl: Yeah of course! You?
Me: Um, not really...the missionaries invited me though.
Hot Mormon Girl: It was nice meeting you.

by aenema22 August 23, 2010

Polatka

A male member, so large that it is considered amazonian-snake-like. So ginormous that it casts a white shadow. AKA the american anaconda

Ian has such a crazy Polatka that all the ladies scream and hide.

by BaronvonZ March 17, 2009

Full Pocahontas

A shaming that involves an Indian marker facial, antiquing with baby powder, and a bare ass to the face.

Scotty passed out after the Around the World party so Speakerbot decided to give him a Full Pocahontas

by Speakerbot July 28, 2010

potatheism

The religion of The Potato. Potatheists are strictly forbidden to eat potato of any kind. The opposite of a Potatheist is a Tater Hater

Matthew, a strong believer of potatheism, pledges his honor to the Potato every morning

by Harrissia September 16, 2013