Well, we turned up to the board meeting, and someone had used God's pencil to write their name on the board table.
by p'kaw! July 5, 2014
Get the God's Pencilmug. A small, skinny penis that resembles a pencil that has been broken in half with the head rounded off.
Your poetry better be good, if not, she's going to be pissed when she finds out your using that stubbed pencil.
AKA: Dwarf Dick, Elf Pecker, twigs sick, and Midget Pipe.
One would most likely have Vienne Sausage envy.
AKA: Dwarf Dick, Elf Pecker, twigs sick, and Midget Pipe.
One would most likely have Vienne Sausage envy.
by Sneed213 November 10, 2014
Get the Stubbed Pencilmug. Packing a cigarette with marijuana after removing some of the tobacco. Useful for smoking in public areas, since it appears to be a normal cigarette. Usually packed into the cigarette using a pencil (which fits perfectly), hence the term.
by Czx April 15, 2007
Get the pencil packmug. A woman of questionable character and sexual promiscuity. More specifically a woman who has been with multiple men and quite loose.
by teamtuesday June 11, 2011
Get the Pencil Cupmug. A pencil used when making Geo of China dynasty posters that are totally bombass, it's about two inches long, no eraser, yellow and has tommy pickles on it. Comes in a variety pack at wal-mart.
by Raechelle, Allison April 22, 2008
Get the tommy pencilmug. A test to determine whether women can go braless in public. The tester lifts a breast, places a pencil under it, and releases the breast. If the pencil falls down, she can go braless (under a shirt, of course). If the pencil is held in place by the weight of her breast, she should wear a bra.
by Sprvxn December 31, 2006
Get the The Pencil Testmug. 1. Her pussy's so wide its like a golf pencil in a mine shaft
2. It was so small it was like a golf pencil, I couldn't even feel it!
2. It was so small it was like a golf pencil, I couldn't even feel it!
by Andy Lamberson October 12, 2005
Get the Golf Pencilmug.