Pedro

Pedro is a guy who has a Massive Cock and goes around and Dick Slaps people named Jose on their forehead and leaves a big red mark on it.

Pedros Cock Has The Girls Going Wild

by Cocky doodle November 21, 2021

Pedro

A small fragile guy who loves to be dominated by his girl. He secretly wishes for Ricky Martin to shove his penis inside him.

Look at that kis, he’s a Pedro

by Possum332 September 24, 2018

Pedro

1.) A mexican name. Very common.
2.) A character in Napoleon Dynamite.
3.) A sexy beast. Homosexual. Born in 1982. You will love him no matter who you are. aka. Paige, Page.

1.) Hey Pedro!
2.) VOTE FOR PEDRO
3.) Adam: I LOVE Pedro.
Matt: He is my homeboy.

by Rudy4Evr June 9, 2009

pedro

A person who is not knowing or understanding reality. tool

Napolean Dynamites friend pedro was trying to run for class senate. In reality he has no chance of winning becuase of his social standing.

by 1Whiskey1Tango Foxtrot October 12, 2009

Pedro

Pedro is an asshole inconsiderate douche bag that likes to masturbate to his mom all day. He's an airhead and he doesn't know what he's doing and he's a complete idiot! If any other definitions say other wise be advised they're lies!!!

Pedro is an asshole! "I agree" -Andrew

by Loading... Loading... Loading. December 13, 2018

Pedro

otherwise known as the "pedrophile." A homo mexican whose hobbies include : whining, bitching, emo underage boys, and thriftyness.

This character has a pale complexion due to being online so many hours looking up boys.

1. What a PEDRO! (Noun) = what a whiny bitch
2. Hey, the PEDROPHILE down the street is on cops!

by confessabear August 7, 2008

Pedro

A bitch without a life who can go fuck himself

I swear Ava is acting like a Pedro

by Msnfbdjss October 25, 2019