Paragraph parkour

Going from one topic to an entirely more insane topic in two paragraphs or less

My friend Johnathon went from ranting about an expensive action figure to killing the president so fast, he was doing paragraph parkour.

by TechDeX September 13, 2021

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parkour nut

A great meme because I'm an idiot and posted a video of me online of me doing stupid things because I thought I was really cool at the time

Nice year 12 jersey, what does it say?
It says parkour nut and it means that when I was 12 I stupidly posted a video of myself on YouTube of me doing parkour that is sooooooooo cringey and I hate myself for it

by Cuntkiller101 May 21, 2017

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Parkour

Parkour Meaning: Absolute best sport.

If someone does parkour they are the coolest person in a five mile radius. Some how it doesn't get girls.

Unfortunately, if anyone participates in parkour they will be asked to do backflips by random strangers for the rest of there life.

Cool dude: "Yes, I do parkour"

Not as cool dude: "Do a backflip!"

by ilikeparkours November 25, 2022

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