Parkour Meaning: Absolute best sport.
If someone does parkour they are the coolest person in a five mile radius. Some how it doesn't get girls.
Unfortunately, if anyone participates in parkour they will be asked to do backflips by random strangers for the rest of there life.
If someone does parkour they are the coolest person in a five mile radius. Some how it doesn't get girls.
Unfortunately, if anyone participates in parkour they will be asked to do backflips by random strangers for the rest of there life.
by ilikeparkours November 25, 2022
Get the Parkourmug. (n.) Bar-hopping, but exclusively to rooftop bars.
(v.) To bar-hop, exclusively seeking rooftop bars.
(v.) To bar-hop, exclusively seeking rooftop bars.
by swiftpotomac1775 July 4, 2020
Get the parkourmug. A great meme because I'm an idiot and posted a video of me online of me doing stupid things because I thought I was really cool at the time
Nice year 12 jersey, what does it say?
It says parkour nut and it means that when I was 12 I stupidly posted a video of myself on YouTube of me doing parkour that is sooooooooo cringey and I hate myself for it
It says parkour nut and it means that when I was 12 I stupidly posted a video of myself on YouTube of me doing parkour that is sooooooooo cringey and I hate myself for it
by Cuntkiller101 May 21, 2017
Get the parkour nutmug. 
Gorilla Parkour Mode is when a person gets really angry and gets a stamina and starts chasing a person being annoyed to them.
by HamimationsFanNumber15 September 20, 2023
Get the Gorilla Parkour Modemug. by KitDaKat July 6, 2024
Get the piko parkourmug. The "Running Away" "Martial Art" of using the Urban and Built Environments as a playground or gymnasium, with the aim of trying to try to impress other people and that one day might help the individual evade confrontation, should they be chased through the exact location where they practice.
A fast track to blunt force trauma and serious injury from street furniture such as lamp-posts, concrete paving, brick walls; whose design does not include for high impact gymnastics.
A fast track to blunt force trauma and serious injury from street furniture such as lamp-posts, concrete paving, brick walls; whose design does not include for high impact gymnastics.
"There's a flight of stairs over there? Will I walk down it? Nah. I know Parkour and there's a chick over there! I'll front flip down them and eat the banister, losing my dignity and six teeth in the process. That'll get her attention!"
by RealityCheque84 August 23, 2016
Get the Parkourmug.